A third threesome of birthdays! And blushes galore.

Once again, three of my friends have birthdays on the same day; what're the odds? So, many happy returns of the day to soft_princess, cherryicee and mariposa1962. I hope you all have wonderful birthdays ::many hugs and smooches::

I'm recovering from the twin embarrassments of discovering yesterday, thanks to the eagle eyes of lovesbitca that when I archived Secretary, I missed out three whole chapters in part three. The weird thing? It still made sort of sense ;-) But there was some of my favourite smut missing which would never do, including this bit which I adore because I can just hear her saying it, overiding all his concerns,

"And I slid right down on it and then you pulled out and you fucked me over the desk, Wes. You fucked me over the desk. I don't give a fuck if it hurts, cause it's a good kind of hurt, I want you to fuck me over the desk."

Really, she can't say it any plainer than that and for one second, she wonders if she's over-stepped the mark. Been too pushy. Too domineering but then she hears the rasp of his zipper… ::melts::

And zippers are sort of what the second OMG, what did I do? is about. I started to iron my navy trousers and discovered a huge rent down the seam at the back. These were the trousers I'd worn to do my library volunteering and go with L to the speech therapist in.

I do seem to recall a faint tearing noise but when? And did I dare try them on to see just how much of my bottom had been on display? Was ignorance bliss?

I finally cracked (hah, hah) and tried them on and implored David to tell me if he could see vast amounts of my backside. The conclusion was, not unless I bent over. What, as I would when I was tidying the shelves, you mean? The only thing saving me from expiring from the shame is the fact that when I kneel to do that, I'm in an aisle and it's impossible for anyone to be behind me.

They're in the bin now and my blush is fading slightly.

Facts meme, gakked from Luvsbitch

Because I need a break and I love these fact thingies.

Date you joined: 2003-03-17 13:26:14
Number of journal entries: 988
Number of people on your friends list: 311. 33 communities.
Number of comments you've posted: 15,889 ::gulps. wow::
Number of comments received: 18,552 :;is staggered::

Person who introduced you to LJ: It was this tangle of folk and circumstances, including mahaliem who told me she was going to get one when I expressed hesitation, so I immediately proved my innate sheepiness and said, 'Oh, if you will, I will then!', cavalaxis who first told me herself_nyc had rec'd me on her LJ to which I intelligently said, 'Huh? What's an LJ? Never heard of them', harmonyfb who put up with me posting anonymous spam all over her LJ because damned if I knew how the things worked, and last, but never, ever least, my darling Green, who gave me my code :;smooches xanphibian::

Still friends with this person: every single one of them ::clings::

How many people have you introduced to LJ: Umm. I've given codes to two people, and I know at least two who got LJs because I raved over how much fun they were.

List everyone on your friends list who you have met in person: In chronological order, circe_tigana, flowery_twat, fitofpique, glossing, autobadgirl and wolfling.

Anyone on LJ you can't stand: Yes. What? You want names? Heh. Right. Truthfully, 99% of Ljers are up there with the nicest people I've ever met. You're friendly, caring, intelligent, creative and endlessly generous. Some have egos that I'd meet in a dark alley and run from, screaming, but it adds to your individuality and charm in most cases :-)

Name one person on your friends list you would most like to meet: One? One? Can't. It's all one jumbled mass of 'her' and 'her' and 'ooh, yes, her!'. My co-writers mostly, because it's something that brings you close and I'd love to translate that into meeting up. So, wesleysgirl, justhuman, allegraslade, darling_effect and lovesbitca but really, any of you. Door's always open to an LJ friend ::smooches f-list:: And flaming_muse, mogigraphia, swmbo, chrisleeoctaves, marguerite_26, luvsbitch, anyone else mentioned on this page already...One? What kind of daft question is this?


Ever ban someone from commenting in your journal: No. I can deal with annoyances without that. I did stop anonymous comments for a while when that Passion of Christ spam was going around because it got on my nerves.

Biggest pet peeve about LJ: this new update page with the scrolling bar not being visible until you, heh, scroll.

Do you feel close to most of the people on your friends list: Most? No. 300+ is too many for that. There's a core of twenty or so I feel are real friends, though I haven't ever listed them even mentally and counted, so that could be well off, and a host of others I feel friendly towards - and some are just names because there's not much contact, which is fine. If you look at it as a reading list, it brings out the unlikelihood that a shared interest in one thing (Buffy/Angel fic for most of my list) would translate to guaranteed friendship. I feel incredibly fortunate to have made as many close friends as I have.

How many journals on Live Journal do you have: One. This one. I suppose secretary_rpg too, now I come to think of it; a quarter of it, that is :-)