Birthdays!

Happy Birthday to two of my oldest LJ friends: thebratqueen and willa_writes.

I'm sending oodles of good wishes your way for a splendiferously sparkly birthday, just like you deserve, and I hope the day brings you all that a birthday should.

::much love::

Cutest thing ever

We watched Shrek the Halls on TV last night and the entire family melted into a puddle of aww as Puss in Boots acted out his version of the Night Before Christmas.

I clipped the thirty seconds of Ultimate Cuteness and made two shareable icons.

I am now taking a vow of celibacy

Just got porn spam:

Hot Sticky sluts craving man milk

::flails::

OMG, stop sending me badfic quotations, spammers! :;scrubs brain::

Richard Burgi in Big Shots

This was the first episode of the show I'd seen. Not wishing to upset any fans, but it's like a boring version of Manchild; shan't be watching again.

But!

( episode spoilers )

What the hell?

I'm reading my f-list and it's littered with, oh, you know what I'm seeing.

No love, LJ.

Give the kiddies their own version of LJ if you're that concerned about their innocence being blighted by reading about swearing and sex (which don't exist or ever get discussed in playgrounds and the real world, of course ::rolls eyes::)

Maybe I need to look into this more, but I do not want to get smacked in the eye with that screen and have to do an extra click to read a post on my own f-list (yes, I know; one click, an extra few seconds; no biggie. But it's a pain.)

ETA Okay, thanks to many helpful comments, I've fixed it. You tell LJ your age (it doesn't have to be viewable to anyone else) in your profile, then go to edit settings and the viewing comments bit and set it not to collapse adult LJs.

Or you'll read your f-list and it'll be very boring until you do lots of extra clicks as Every Post will be hidden behind an identically worded cut.