This was a fun meme from
princessofg.
Five Ways You Know I Wrote It:
1. Someone gets spanked (totally not gratuitous, completely demanded by the plot, honest! :-)), tied up, or slammed against a wall.
2. It's shorter than you want it to be.
3. There's a phrase or two in there that you just know I've used before and probably the word 'scarlet', definitely a 'whimpered'.
4. It's slash. Okay, maybe that's cheating...
4a. There's a lot of fighting and/or talking before the sex, during the sex, maybe not afer the sex because I've worn them out.
5. It starts off one place and ends somewhere totally different and you can't quite spot the place where I lost control but you know it happened and the characters are snickering heartlessly at me.
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Five Ways You Know I Wrote It:
1. Someone gets spanked (totally not gratuitous, completely demanded by the plot, honest! :-)), tied up, or slammed against a wall.
2. It's shorter than you want it to be.
3. There's a phrase or two in there that you just know I've used before and probably the word 'scarlet', definitely a 'whimpered'.
4. It's slash. Okay, maybe that's cheating...
4a. There's a lot of fighting and/or talking before the sex, during the sex, maybe not afer the sex because I've worn them out.
5. It starts off one place and ends somewhere totally different and you can't quite spot the place where I lost control but you know it happened and the characters are snickering heartlessly at me.
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