Heh

I'm reading a romance and enjoying it then I come to a bit where the hero (American into Scottish role playing) says that the Scottish have always known not to trust the British.

Umm, Scotland is PART of Britain! Along with England, Wales, and Northern Ireland.

I think they meant the English.

Everyone hates us ;-)

Six Word Smut

I was browsing and found something I must've posted way back when, going by the fandoms, and can't remember, six words of smut per couple. I decided to keep going and add some more :-)

Here are the originals:

[BtVS, Giles/Spike] He watches the scarlet handprint fade.

[SG-1, Jack/Daniel] "Now, Jack, now." Daniel's command voice…

[SG-1, Sam/Janet] Slick heat and a cool voice.

[SG-1, Daniel/Cameron] Wearing my marks under his shirt.

[BtVS Wesley/Faith] You're open, waiting, whimpering. No rush.

[BtVS, Buffy/Spike] Beg me, kneel, say please. Please?

And here are the new ones

[Suits, Harvey/Mike] "Unfasten your tie. I need it."

[Hawaii Five-0 Steve/Danny] Steve cocks his gun. Danny swallows.

[Psych Shawn/Lassiter] Please let Spencer need to be cuffed.

[The Big Bang Theory Sheldon/equation] Let the coefficent equal...oh my.

Anyone want to give me another pairing to play with?

ETA

This is for chlare: [NCIS Gibbs/DiNozzo] "Slap me. On a different head."

sparrow2000 [Due South Fraser/RayK] Careful, slow touches. Wild things spook.

catcrazy5 [White Collar Peter/Neal]

Neal's anklet's heavy. So's Peter's hand.

[The Sentinel Jim/Blair]

"Dial it up."

"Don't need to."

[SGA John/Rodney] Distracting Rodney's difficult. But worth it.

catyah [Riptide Nick/Murray] Without glasses, Murray's eyes still shine.

And this lovely one is by tingreca [Donald Strachey Mysteries Donald/Timmy] "Martini first, then on your knees."