Say what now?

Just got home to find a letter for me, typed, from France. Wow. Who could it be? Regular mail is infrequent and who do I know in France who'd type a letter?

Opened it.

NIGERIAN FREAKING SPAM!!! I've inherited 8.2 million dollars.

They actually MAILED it.

I am perplexed, confuzzled and amazed.

It cost them money to spam me and they did it anyway.

Guess it's true that evil really is stupid.

And I want to beta it SO MUCH.

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