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Just read a bodice ripper set in Regency times where the Duke's lance (snerk) is penetrating her marsh.
Her what? The word's used in two separate smut scenes. I can sort of see the connection (wet and soggy and full of spiders and squelchy and...uh, maybe not) but everything in me is saying, 'No, no, no. Badfic! That is badfic!'.
ETA It's 'The Duchess' by Bertrice Small, and the exact quotation is,
He drove deeply into the hot marsh of her sex making her whimper.
A few chapters later, when he's just finished going down on her, we have,
He couldn't continue until he had ravaged her completely. His head lifted from the hot and marshy depths. He covered his body with hers, his rod thrusting into her.
Fishing rod maybe? ::wonders:: The lance and the marsh are not used in the same sentence. I take that back. But shouldn't it be 'her hot and marshy depths'? Or did I miss something and their bed's in the middle of the moat or something...
I'm such a harsh, unsparing critic these days...
Oh and, Laurell, honey? Here you go ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Thought they might come in handy as your keyboard doesn't seem to have any.
Her what? The word's used in two separate smut scenes. I can sort of see the connection (wet and soggy and full of spiders and squelchy and...uh, maybe not) but everything in me is saying, 'No, no, no. Badfic! That is badfic!'.
ETA It's 'The Duchess' by Bertrice Small, and the exact quotation is,
He drove deeply into the hot marsh of her sex making her whimper.
A few chapters later, when he's just finished going down on her, we have,
He couldn't continue until he had ravaged her completely. His head lifted from the hot and marshy depths. He covered his body with hers, his rod thrusting into her.
Fishing rod maybe? ::wonders:: The lance and the marsh are not used in the same sentence. I take that back. But shouldn't it be 'her hot and marshy depths'? Or did I miss something and their bed's in the middle of the moat or something...
I'm such a harsh, unsparing critic these days...
Oh and, Laurell, honey? Here you go ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Thought they might come in handy as your keyboard doesn't seem to have any.