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fitofpique!
I will use my Fraser in the bath icon with the joke that needs explaining and is therefore not funny. David just stared at me when I tried.
"He's in the bath."
"So?"
"He's looking down."
"With his eyes shut."
"No! Why would you ever shut your eyes looking down at Fraser's --"
"Because of the soap getting in them?"
"Ah. Okay. Let's assume his eyes are open and it's Johnson's No Tears baby shampoo."
"..."
"So," (hurrying on fast and starting to snicker because I think my jokes are hilarious, so there) "he has a bird's eye view."
"Well..."
"Yes, he does, he just does, okay?"
"If you say so."
"So.... LUCKY BIRD!" ::waits for applause::
"It's not funny, Jane. It's worse than the mushroom on the barstool joke."
"Oh, shut up."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIQUE! ::luffs::
fitofpique!I will use my Fraser in the bath icon with the joke that needs explaining and is therefore not funny. David just stared at me when I tried.
"He's in the bath."
"So?"
"He's looking down."
"With his eyes shut."
"No! Why would you ever shut your eyes looking down at Fraser's --"
"Because of the soap getting in them?"
"Ah. Okay. Let's assume his eyes are open and it's Johnson's No Tears baby shampoo."
"..."
"So," (hurrying on fast and starting to snicker because I think my jokes are hilarious, so there) "he has a bird's eye view."
"Well..."
"Yes, he does, he just does, okay?"
"If you say so."
"So.... LUCKY BIRD!" ::waits for applause::
"It's not funny, Jane. It's worse than the mushroom on the barstool joke."
"Oh, shut up."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIQUE! ::luffs::