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([personal profile] janedavitt Mar. 9th, 2011 11:32 am)
I'm typing this with frosting-sticky fingers surrounded by a cloying cloud of icing sugar.

It's cupcake making day to raise funds for something or other.

So after L burst into tears when I suggested Mommy send her in with ten dollars rather than 6 cupcakes, Mommy stepped up to the plate. I got books out of the library, I bought a series of nesting cups to make sure I had the precise amount of each ingredient. I replaced my ancient baking soda and baking powder, bought cake flour, pretty pastel cupcake liners. I baked not one but two versions of my chosen cupcake, lemon/lime with lemon frosting.


They were...okay.

So this morning I abandoned it all and whipped up some banana and choc chip cupcakes with chocolate buttercream frosting.

Yes, I'm an idiot, but what can I say. It meant a flying trip over to Sobeys for cocoa and orange juice (and a cup of Timmies where my roll up the rim once again told me to play again, damn it) but that only took 15 mins.

Cups. Cups baffle me. I know they're about 8 ounces and that's usually what I do, but the nesting cups weren't expensive so I gave them a go. OMG, so hard! All these books kept saying that weighing ingredients was for super serious professionals and most people couldn't do it at home and I was like, huh? What? Why? I have a set of scales; they're not at all expensive. Cups on the other hand...unless you keep flour and sugar in bins, it's really hard to scoop out what you need and slice across to get an accurate read. Then you have things like butter; how do you squish it into a cup when usually it's still a little hard and angular?

Maybe you have to be born here to understand cups.


Anyway, they came out looking gorgeous, risen to a mound, gently springy. I made the frosting and flushed with confidence cut out a circle of parchment paper to use as a piping tool. The test ones were great so I cut another and went to town.

Disaster. The stuff was oozing out of the top AND the bottom of the tube, dripping everywhere. I abandoned the sculpted swirls and used a knife.

Next came the artful sprinkle of colored chocolate beads. I took a few and scattered them over the frosted cakes.

They bounced.

Over and over, they bounced instead of plopping gently into the mounds of creamy goodness.

They're all over the floor and, after I stabbed them forcefully, they're now in the frosting.

The kitchen is a mess like you wouldn't believe.

If the kids don't buy the lot, every single one of them, I'm going to cry salty tears.

I guess I should taste one to see if they're okay...
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From: [personal profile] twistedchick


You can measure butter two ways. One is to look at the package (if it came from the grocer and not from a local farmer) because the wrapper should be marked in tablespoons, quarter-cup and third-cups. A quarter pound of butter is half a cup. OR you can use a larger Pyrex measuring pitcher and measure it wet method -- my Pyrex pitcher holds two cups, so I put in one cup of water and cut off enough butter and drop it in until it reaches two cups.

A cup is 8 oz, either dry or wet measure. A tablespoon of butter is half an ounce. If you don't keep your flour in a container, how are you keeping it that you can't dip a measuring cup in and level off the top with a knife? And measure before you sift, if you sift; it makes a difference (some recipes tell you to sift first, but I've given up on that.

I have tried the 'weigh the flour' method and I end up with it all over the kitchen.
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From: [personal profile] everbright


Anything squishy - http://www.amazon.com/Wonder-Cup-Two-Adjustable-Measuring/dp/B000I21N7O - peanut butter, molasses, mayonnaise, a Wonder Cup is GREAT.

Also, as someone who owns a digi-scale and weighs flour, it's not that hard, but you might end up with more dishes, because you need to put the flour IN something to weigh it. Also, recipes that don't have weights drive me batshit now, but YMMV.

And liquid cups and dry cups? Measure volume, and liquid cups are a little bigger. Baked things tend to come out better, if you're measuring with cups, if you remember to measure dry things with dry cups and liquid things with liquid cups, and that sugar counts as a liquid. (I don't know why. Consult Alton Brown?)

Sorry Jane! Buck up!
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From: [personal profile] twistedchick


Hmm. Very different from the flat-top kitchen scales we have.

FWIW, I move flour into glass or plastic containers because of weevils, moths and other critters that are perfectly able to drill through the paper of a flour sack but don't get into hard containers as easily. But that may be a function of living on the East Coast; it may be different where you are.
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From: [personal profile] twistedchick


I've had it happen in western NY and in the general DC area. Different critters, same methodology. Where there's sufficient heat and dampness it encourages them. Anything sufficiently delicate (such as wheat germ or other things with a higher oil content that might make them go off in the summer) gets stored in a container in the fridge.
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From: [personal profile] rahirah


This. There's nothing more annoying than opening one's flour/cereal/grain product of choice and finding it all weevilly. :P Technically, one could still eat it; the weevils aren't poisonous and they don't carry disease that I know of. They'd just add some extra protein. But EWWWWWWW, WEEVILS!
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From: [personal profile] ruric


I don't get the cup thing either - but then again I live in the UK and and welded at the hip to my kitche scales (at least the forst time I try a recipe - after that things tend to get a bit more relaxed and I measure by eye *G*).
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From: [personal profile] rahirah


I've never worried about getting a perfectly exact even cup of anything, and it's never seemed to do my baking any harm. OTOH we do keep our flour and sugar in wide-necked jars or tins, precisely so we can scoop stuff out with measuring cups.

Most butter in the US comes in standard sizes with the number of cups/teaspoons marked off on the wrapper, so you can just slice off exactly as much as you need. Maybe Canadian butter is packaged differently...
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From: [personal profile] rahirah


Ah, we usually get butter in one-pound boxes, so there's generally one unwrapped bar in the butter dish and two or three wrapped ones in the fridge that get used for baking.
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From: [personal profile] justhuman


I think I know your weighing issue when converting recipes. A cup is 8 liquid ounces, a volume measurement, which is not the same as 8 weighed ounces, which is a mass. Think about the weight difference between a cup of flour and a cup of lead pellets.

I was raised with cups, so I don't mind them so much, but I did learn to bake by weighing and it is very easy.

A stick of butter is 1/2 a cup. Guesstimate the amount you need to slice off :-)
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