“So how did you get this job? Little runt like you? What makes you think you can just waltz on in –” The man confronting Andrew was burly, much older, red-veined cheeks flushed with disappointment turned to anger. “ –take a job you didn’t earn...or maybe you did? Whose bed did you crawl into to get it?”
Andrew reached inside his shirt and pulled out the Ring (exact size and perfect replica of the Ring used in the epic movie. Yours for only $39.99, s&h extra). “I swear by the One Ring that I have shared a bed with no man or woman to get this job.”
Honesty is hard to fake. The man sneered, defeated, and walked away.
Andrew leaned against the white tiles, shaking but victorious. It hadn’t been a lie. He’d never even seen Giles’ apartment, let alone his bedroom.
Giles liked to fuck him at work.