Happy Birthday , Fitofpique!

Happy Birthday, to the ever lovely fitofpique!

I will use my Fraser in the bath icon with the joke that needs explaining and is therefore not funny. David just stared at me when I tried.

"He's in the bath."

"So?"

"He's looking down."

"With his eyes shut."

"No! Why would you ever shut your eyes looking down at Fraser's --"

"Because of the soap getting in them?"

"Ah. Okay. Let's assume his eyes are open and it's Johnson's No Tears baby shampoo."

"..."

"So," (hurrying on fast and starting to snicker because I think my jokes are hilarious, so there) "he has a bird's eye view."

"Well..."

"Yes, he does, he just does, okay?"

"If you say so."

"So.... LUCKY BIRD!" ::waits for applause::

"It's not funny, Jane. It's worse than the mushroom on the barstool joke."

"Oh, shut up."


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIQUE! ::luffs::

An SG-1 snippet

It doesn't feel like the last episode of SG-1 today. I've seen it months ago, I know the movies are coming... the stupid way they let it air so very far apart means all the buzz has gone for me.

I'm not crying the way I was on the day the last episode of Angel aired. which was pretty much all day off and on, through most of the episode, and for two hours after. Or the way I did when the cancellation news for SG-1 hit -- and doesn't that seem like a long time ago?

But reading MS's blog entry had me misting up and somehow I think what's going to make me feel sad will be the LJ posts I'll read.

And that's how it should be in a way.

This is set between S8 and S9.


So Long, Farewell.

"So…" Jack fiddled with a pen and then dropped it onto Daniel's desk, having exhausted its entertainment possibilities sooner than he'd expected. "Car's waiting. Guess this is it, then, kids."

"Indeed."

"You know, I knew you were going to say that, Teal'c."

"You are most perspicacious, O'Neill."

"I am?" Jack looked at Carter who shrugged with the smile that said she was enjoying herself even if no one else was getting the joke.

"Sometimes, sir."

"And sometimes not," Daniel put in.

"Be that as it may, I'm out of here. A desk, a secretary, and a whole lot of ass-kissing awaits in D.C."

The three of them exchanged glances and then he was getting hugged, tight and hard and long, which in uniform felt weirdly wrong.

But it was Daniel, Carter, and Teal'c, and he was leaving them behind, which went against every instinct he had, and nothing could top the weirdly wrong of that.

NCIS icons for Zortified

The Sentinel : Wall Slam

It's Wall!Slam/Wall Sex time in the TS fandom and I made a (very simple) banner to celebrate. There's something about the fact that the first time these two got their hands on each other Jim threw Blair up against a wall and ripped his shirt in one take got right in his face before Blair prodded him with his finger (shut up) and reduced Jim to speechless boggling with some well-chosen words.

Sort of sets the tone for the whole show; zero personal space and Jim's inability to intimidate Blair in any way, shape, or form. Plus, you just know they both got off on it big time...which leads to all the lovely sex up against a wall fic.

And now I want to write one.

I'm so suggestible.

( banner )

The Sentinel 'Alley Cat' Jim/Blair NC17 PWP

Here's my wall sex fic, around 2,300 words, NC17, pure PWP, D/s (Blair topping), use of Jim in a black mesh T-shirt which I remember discussing with someone ages ago sara_merry99, was it you?) and I think that's about all the warning it needs.

( Alley Cat )

SG-1 10, 20 Unending, SGA 3.20 First Strike

Here are my thoughts on the episodes. And I read them to refresh my memory and I cried so much at the end of 'Unending'. Sat there, tears dripping down. I remember.

I remember all of it.

SG-1 Unending

SGA First Strike