So I was watching a Sentinel episode last night and mining it for icons (my new hobby). I haven't seen this episode for a while and I was entranced by the opening scene with Jim and Blair when a double-booked Blair is trying to convince Jim to take on one of his dates:
(Transcript from Becky's site, which I bless constantly,
here.)
Jim: Who am I, Chuck Woolery? I'm not covering for you this time.
Blair: Jim, it was a simple mistake. Just this once. I misplaced my datebook.
Jim: Who in their right mind books two different women at the same bar at the same time?
Blair: I know, but just help me out here. Jessie -- you're going to love her. She's tall; she's got long, red hair. Jim, she's got legs -- they're up to here. (motions to his neck) To top it all off, she's got a 158 IQ. The girl is brilliant.
Jim: So what?
Blair: So what? So you can have a conversation.
Jim: I know your type. She's got a Ph.D. in...Asian studies and-and-and a minor in some-some bizarre Malaysian death ritual.
Blair: So, what's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that, is that that's where the scene cuts out on the Sci Fi version so I can't share this bit with you that's on my video, taped off Space (loves Space):
Jim: What do I look like? Your couples hot line here, huh? Besides -- when that Jessie finds out what you're up to, she's probably going to want to make you her case study in some weird, ceremonial, body-piercing ritual.
Blair: (laughs) That's a bad thing? Come on. Why do I want to share it? Because apart from the piercing bit (interesting ;-)), Jim slaps Blair's cheek as he says it, a sort of backhanded slap, teasing and playful and Blair grins at him and it's just yummy and why do they cut all the remotely slashy bits and yes, cutting 'my little guppy' is something I hold a grudge about.