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( Aug. 20th, 2010 03:08 pm)
I was watching Top Chef with David last night and my jaw dropped when not one, but two of the guest judges put their knives in their mouths and ate off them.

What? You just don't DO that! God knows I read at the table with an elbow propped on it, so I'm not one to talk, but eating off your knife? There's a good reason that's an etiquette no-no; you could cut yourself.

I was spluttering and pointing at the screen and totally aghast. It looked so damn uncouth.

ETA I realize that I'm being insular here and I do apologize. It's just that this was a formal dinner at the CIA and the two people involved were American and French so I couldn't see any reason at all for them to be eating off their knives.
Title Close Encounters
Author [personal profile] janedavitt
Web page Jane's Stories
Pairing Shawn/Carlton
Rating R
Length 2700 words
Spoilers None

This seems to be turning into a series, or a fic told in instalments. I haven't done one of those in ages. I'll try to make them self-contained so no cliffhangers.

Astonishingly, yet again, UST in abundance but no actual smut. I'm out of practice or something.

Part One is here: Part One


Close Encounters 2/? )

Part Three
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