What's all this about soccer moms?

[janedavitt]

I am a soccer mom. Really. Four nights a week we take our two to their games/practices and the season has only just started. Going to be a long summer.

But...

You do not need to censor what you write for me because, guess what, in my spare time I write smut. Yes! I multitask!

Soccer mom: smut writer. The two are not incompatible.

Soccer moms need porn, too, you know.

And, yes, I know the whole 'write responsibly' thing is a serious topic but this is semi-serious, too. I'm more than the sum of my children's chosen activities and they do not define how I will react to fic no matter how controversial.

They're not reading it; I am. Or am not if it isn't my thing.

See how I made a choice there which kept me squick free without reducing the number of fics written?

I get a cookie now.

We soccer moms are all about positive reinforcement.