Now Google is being nice to me again, I found a snippet of dialogue from the TV show 'Action' with Richard Burgi as Cole Riccardi, an action star, giving blow jobs (well, one, but one's enough) on screen and generally making me wonder why all the good shows never make it to DVD (unless it is available? :;looks hopeful:: ETA: Yes, it looks like Amazon has it; thank you all!) I've heard about this show but never seen it...
Cole: Peter, I'm gay.
Peter: I could care less.
Cole: Thank you. My dilemma is, I'm ready to come out of the closet.
Peter: When?
Cole: Tomorrow.
Peter: Tomorrow? What are you--high on poppers? Tomorrow? Cole, you're an
action movie star. You get paid millions of dollars to shoot racially
stereotyped villians and ...and..gnaw on the breasts of actresses that are
twenty years younger than you.
Cole: And I still want to do that. But as an openly gay man.
Peter: You can't, Cole. How 'bout we call the folks at Hasbro and inform
them of your ...reorganisation. We'll tell them to redo the Cole Riccardi
doll -- have an AK-47 in one hand and a tube of K-Y Jelly in the other.