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This isn't wholly serious (I have a serious discussion and it annoys people and you know me, I'm the peaceful type so I won't do that ever again. Promise ::looks sincere and crosses fingers surreptitiously::), but it's something that I've been meaning to ask for ages, and if I can't ask all of you, who can I ask?
In fics, lube is usually right there. Stretch out a hand and it's slick and slippery time about two seconds later. Fine, I get that it's an accepted convention in smut fics that lube is all around - do it myself - but what puzzles me is when a man who hasn't got laid in like for ever has it, and the explanation is that they used it when they were masturbating.
I've never known a man who did that/thought it was an improvement. As my sample size is in single figures, I thought I'd get my ignorance enlightened rather than assume that because none of the men I've had sex with used it like that, few do.
(And yes, I get that it's a handy thing to have in the house for many reasons - I'm not that sheltered ::g:: but I'm just talking about this one application).
[Poll #347663]
In fics, lube is usually right there. Stretch out a hand and it's slick and slippery time about two seconds later. Fine, I get that it's an accepted convention in smut fics that lube is all around - do it myself - but what puzzles me is when a man who hasn't got laid in like for ever has it, and the explanation is that they used it when they were masturbating.
I've never known a man who did that/thought it was an improvement. As my sample size is in single figures, I thought I'd get my ignorance enlightened rather than assume that because none of the men I've had sex with used it like that, few do.
(And yes, I get that it's a handy thing to have in the house for many reasons - I'm not that sheltered ::g:: but I'm just talking about this one application).
[Poll #347663]
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